Wednesday, June 26, 2013

To The Good People Of Bon Temps----

 

And the rest of the human population of the world:

Please do not let the actions of a few rogue vampires cause you to distrust all of us. Most of us just want to live peacefully alongside you, to work with you, to be friends with you!

Monday, April 22, 2013

Sophie-Anne

 

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My Predecessor on the throne of Louisiana was a raving madwoman, but she was a shrewd business woman. When I became King, I found that the kingdom has millions of dollars in the bank, and almost no debts.  Plus that assignment she gave me to return to Bon Temps….

Friday, January 18, 2013

Keeping Secrets……

Never is good.  My spying on Sookie on orders of Queen Sophie-Anne to observe  her powers came back to bite me in the ass, as it cost me Sookie’s love.  And Eric and my burying Russell Egdington in concrete instead of giving him the True Death placed everyone in danger after Salome dug him up.  Honesty in the best policy!

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

A New Year….

Doesn’t meant to much for an immortal like me. Time seems to have ceased to exist.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Being A King-----

 

Is a hard but satisfying job.  Mainly, we make sure that all vampires in your state follow the rules set down by the Authority, and take action when they don’t.  And almost as important, try to maintain good relations between Humans And Vampires. I like being a leader, even though some of my subjects who think I’m too young to be King.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Love

Is it really possible for a Vampire to love a Human?  I know I loved Sookie with everything I had, but is it feasible?

1: Unless your love is strong enough that your significant other would be willing to be turned, they will eventually get old and die.

2: Vampires can't have children, so that needs to be addressed before a relationship gets serious.

3: The Sun: Enough said.

4: We vampires are sexual beings, and we can get rough.

5: Blood: Will your significant other mind being bitten? If they don't like the sight of blood, that might be a problem.  If you feed from someone else, would that be considered cheating?

6: Marriage: I respect the law, patience is needed.

7: What will your significant other's family think?